EU announces new budget hike for 2017

The EU has announced it is to increase its security budget next year by a further 2.8% totalling €4.8 billion next year. A staggering sum when you consider the fact they have no army navy or airforce and havn't dared to audit the books for 25 years because of all the corruption.

Out of this a further increase of €3 million (bringing the total up to €10 million) has been earmarked to provide a brand new fleet of limousines replete with new uniforms for these vehicles chauffeurs. This is to facilitate the remarkable fact that the EU parliament buildings are situated 300 plus miles apart.

The entire ensemble practices switching between them (including packing up ALL of its files etc) for just FOUR days EVERY MONTH, at a cost of an eye popping £100 million per year!

One of their other more daft projects was €1.5million on a lift to nowhere built-in Scicily which has never actually worked. Also an investigation found that grants of more than €381million simply vanished through fraud, fake contracts and ghost road works on alledged upgrades to a stretch of the A3 motorway between Salerno, south of Naples, and Reggio-Calabria, on the toe of the boot-shaped peninsula. The local Cosa Nostra crime syndicate was implicated.

Another recent audit discovered that out  of  €10 billion aid budget the EU spent €1.5 million on sending contemporary dance instructor's to Burkino Faso. On top of this there are plans for a new self publicity blitz with €30 million earmarked for a big self promotions proganda offensive.

 In a statement intended to to defend this last decision it was stated that: When the event is driven by (commission) Headquarters its much more difficult to fill the room. Usually no one has heard of the commissioner and theres no specific topic. Alexander Winterstein EU COMMISSION